OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
I’M LITERALLY JUST SITTING HERE IN THE DARK MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS READING PANDEMONIUM ON MY LAPTOP
THEN SUDDENLY
SUDDENLY
A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT APPEARS FROM THE FLOOR NEXT TO MY BED
AND I AM FREAKING OUT LITERALLY ABOUT TO S C R E A M
BECAUSE I AM SITTING IN THE DARK WITH NO WEAPONS AND FOR A FLEETING MOMENT I THINK THIS IS THE END
MY LIFE FLASHES BEFORE MY EYES
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE BLUE LIGHT IS BUT I DO KNOW IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING;
DEATH
AND THEN THE BLUE LIGHT FLICKERS AND I JUST HEAR A MAN’S VOICE SAYING
“THE MUSIC IS PLAYING”
and it was my iPhone on voice control.
HOW OR WHY IT TURNED ON WILL BE ONE OF LIFE’S GREATEST MYSTERIES
AND IT DIDN’T EVEN PLAY MUSIC
IT JUST DELIVERED THE MESSAGE
AND NOW I’M THINKING THAT THIS WAS A SIGN, SOME WEIRD CRYPTIC MESSAGE FROM ALIENS WHO WANT ME TO HELP THEM IN WORLD DOMINATION
OR SOMETHING
but idk man that just seriously creeped me out I legit thought I was having a heart attack I was literally shaking so bad for at least 10 minutes
cardiac arrest and I haven’t even finished my teenage years