I swear to jesus people think I’m joking when I say I love taylor swift more than I love some of my friends/family
do u think tHIS IS FUNNY?!?!!?
DO U THINK I LIKE THE FANGIRL LIFE?!?!?!?
NEARLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK EVERY TIME SHE TWEETS, AND SWEET JESUS HIMSELF COULDNT CALM ME DOWN WHEN SHE POSTS A FUCKIN PICTURE
AND THEN THERE’S THE ENDLESS STREAMS OF FUCKIN TEARS WHEN A VIDEO GETS POSTED OF HER SINGING SONGS FROM HER FIRST ALBUM
AND LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL IF I SEE ANYONE HATIN ON HER BECAUSE I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD WITH FACTS AND HER GRAMMYS
IF U EVEN DARE SAY SHIT ABOUT HOMEGURL TAYTAY I WILL MAKE SURE U LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND BRO
THIS ISNT A GAME
U LISTEN TO ME NOW
AND U LISTEN GOOD
IT IS A DAILY STRUGGLE
AINT NOBODY STUPID ENOUGH TO GO INTERFERING WITH A T-SWIFT FAN AND HER TAYLOR IF U VALUE YOUR LIFE
U HEAR ME
consider yourself “”“”warned”“”“
Taylor you sneaky lil fox I see what u doin
you heard us all like “how is she gonna beat singing covers of different songs each night?!”
and were like
“HA I’ll just sing a different song from every one of my albums each night instead and make sure to include everyone’s favourite so nobody is unhappy hahahaha still think the covers are better?”
taking it up 2 THE NEXT LEVEL
you go Tay
*applauds*
nobody :) cares :) about :) you :) :) :)
I think people think I’m joking when I say I genuinely 10000% do not give a flying fuck about harry and taylor and their ‘split’
because let’s be honest here how many times have the rumours about her been true like 2% of the time
and what percent of the time has she dated someone in secret/went out together on dates/slept over (cough all too well cough) without us knowing a thing till the new album
A LOT MORE THAN 2% I CAN TELL YOU THAT
so the joke is on u if you believe everything you read in magazines
you my friend
are naive
my life is like one big deep sigh
*deepest of deep sighs*
Guess who updated her about me section…
(yeah me woo)
Okay so I tried to remain cool and rise above all this stupid arguing about ~~~haylor~~~ but I swear to our lord jesus christ almighty if I see ONE more post about Taylor ‘slutting it up’ to sell records or ‘getting a new bf in time to write her next album’ I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE I CAN SEE IT COMING
YOU PEOPLE ARE BRINGING OUT THE INNER SERIAL KILLER IN ME AND IT AINT GON BE PRETTY MARK MY WORDS
may I just point out that no offence to all your ‘faves’ or whatever the fuck you call them nowadays but Taylor’s last two albums have sold over ONE MILLION COPIES in the first WEEK and if we’re talking about One Direction their album only reached half of that so yeah Taylor > 1D on the musical front you can’t argue with the figures
and as for all this ‘SHE’S HAD 6 BOYFRIENDS IN A YEAR’ shit I am gonna flip the fuck out she’s had 6 real boyfriends in the space of FOUR YEARS
let me say that again to emphasize my point
F O U R Y E A R S
so I suggest you either 1) get your facts right before you try slut shaming 2) keep your shit out of the taylor swift tag or 3) grow the fuck up and move on with your life
you’re never gonna marry harry styles
he’s never going to know you exist
build a bridge and GET THE FUCK OVER IT
TAYLOR SWIFT IS LEGIT 40 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE AND I JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER AND MY HAIR IS WET AND I DON’T HAVE A BRA ON RIGHT NOW BUT FUCK IT MAN FUCK IT
I AM SO SO SO SO SO TEMPTED TO JUST GO TO THE X FACTOR STUDIOS
IN MY PAJAMAS
BRA-LESS
WITH WET HAIR
AND I’LL PROBABLY FREEZE TO DEATH
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND ALL THAT JAZZ
Maybe Taylor will take pity on me if I collapse at her feet dying of pneumonia
being either sick or having ‘connections’ seems to be the only way to meet her these days
still sobbing over that Taylor and Lana photo tbh with you
